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PostSubject: Humour   Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:10 am

Just for laughs but dunno if any of u get the humour out of these two comedy clips of 'Little britain' ,i just find them really funny.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-FZRaH_eEeE&NR=1

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsmqZsAv5g&mode=related&search=
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:17 pm

pickled_newt wrote:
Just for laughs but dunno if any of u get the humour out of these two comedy clips of 'Little britain' ,i just find them really funny.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-FZRaH_eEeE&NR=1

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsmqZsAv5g&mode=related&search=
abi nmo newt pag abot nako dre's oz halos hurut nang british comedy akong guipang tan-aw monang morag ma ka relet ko sahay ra vah... ang akong fav is the bill, keeping up appearances, vicar of dibley, of kors mr bean, little britain , black adder, absolutely fabulous, and my latest addition is the guy from black books dylan moran... maynang sgi tag katawa bisan daghan tag problema... have a good day all cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:34 am

nia koi joke,
ang libat ug ang palahubog ga inom... bulanon nga gabii ingon sa palahubog >>pre ... tan-awa ang bulan perting gwapuha... tubag sa libat
asa man ana pre kai duha man nang bulan lol! lol!
katawa fud mo oi ... lol! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:44 pm

kumusta sa tanan, na hala mo hatag pud lamang ko sa akong JOKE

Husband Wanted
There once was a lady who was tired of living
with men who were either physically abusive, who
ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who:

1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her,
3) would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from
any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a
man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in
bed?"

And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How
do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:08 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! shalan ba na shaks, dis ebol man nang tawhana diay lol! basig fud nag na ai diferencia di2 lol! joke ra oi
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:58 am

shakoy wrote:
kumusta sa tanan, na hala mo hatag pud lamang ko sa akong JOKE

Husband Wanted
There once was a lady who was tired of living
with men who were either physically abusive, who
ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who:

1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her,
3) would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from
any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a
man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in
bed?"

And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How
do you think I rang the doorbell?"



Ngeks fooorting taasa di-ay bwahahahahahahaha!

...sa mga hugawg huna-huna lang hehehehe.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:05 am

jazmine wrote:
nia koi joke,
ang libat ug ang palahubog ga inom... bulanon nga gabii ingon sa palahubog >>pre ... tan-awa ang bulan perting gwapuha... tubag sa libat
asa man ana pre kai duha man nang bulan lol! lol!
katawa fud mo oi ... lol! cheers

natuk-an na ko dri'g kinatawa jaz bounce Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:45 pm

ako butangan napud ug lain JOke mga mari,

Masyadong Magastos
Misis: Hoy, Tama na 'yang beer mo. Masyado kang magastos!

Mr: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!

Misis: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo!

Mr: Ako, umiinom naman para gumanda ka!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:55 pm

naa pa lain para wala mingaw

Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!

Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon.
Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER.
Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man?
Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect!
Nurse 2: Bitaw no!. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT.
Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man?
Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter!
Nurse 3: Mau ba? Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod.
Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod?
Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject!
Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang.
Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi?
Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA.
Nurse 2: Ngano man?
Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:18 pm

shakoy wrote:
naa pa lain para wala mingaw

Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!

Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon.
Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER.
Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man?
Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect!
Nurse 2: Bitaw no!. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT.
Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man?
Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter!
Nurse 3: Mau ba? Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod.
Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod?
Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject!
Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang.
Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi?
Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA.
Nurse 2: Ngano man?
Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA!
safat jud ka shaks oi lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:09 am

shakoy wrote:
naa pa lain para wala mingaw

Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!

Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon.
Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER.
Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man?
Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect!
Nurse 2: Bitaw no!. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT.
Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man?
Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter!
Nurse 3: Mau ba? Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod.
Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod?
Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject!
Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang.
Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi?
Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA.
Nurse 2: Ngano man?
Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA!


Shakoy
lol! Bwahahaha bwahehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:18 am

maring jazmin ug pickle,

hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:36 am

shakoy wrote:
maring jazmin ug pickle,

hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh

pareng shakoy para sa ikaduhang bana dili ko anang imong gipapili-an kay murag kuyaw kaayu peligro kaayu bwahehehehe , mag mantinir nalang ko ining giposte sa akung avatar kay so so hot hot hot hot makabugtu'g panti bwahahahahahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:12 am

lain napud,

ANDIR-DI-SAYA

Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.

Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!


Kulas: Ngano man?

Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:20 am

usabn para sadya

JACKET

Jinggoy: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal

Erap: Ingon man gud ang directions nga Use 2 coats for best results!

BAKTIN

Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?

Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:30 am

sud-ipan nalang ku drig kinatawa pareng shakoy,kadaghan gud anang koleksyun mga pakatawa,sa man nimo na gi pirate?hahaha lol!

mo puno nalang sab kos ako nga you tube comedy clips lang tawon, warning may pagka pervert /sicko kini nga type tan-awa lang ninyu mga kahigala-an , ang ika duha gi dubbed ug german .

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dyvDTEhmORw&NR=1


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7RRpGJ5Fkx8
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:36 am

shakoy wrote:
ako butangan napud ug lain JOke mga mari,

Masyadong Magastos
Misis: Hoy, Tama na 'yang beer mo. Masyado kang magastos!

Mr: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!

Misis: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo!

Mr: Ako, umiinom naman para gumanda ka!!!
buluyagun jud ka shaks lol! cheers tenks sa jokes ha Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:38 am

shakoy wrote:
maring jazmin ug pickle,

hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh
pun-an shaks para madaghan lol! :lol! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:02 pm

maring newt,

kana mga joke bunga na sa siging pangita ug pawala sa kamingaw nato sa dgte, hehehe, makahibalag man ta ug mga joker sad na mga bisaya, heheheh

maring jaz,

saona mari buluyagun ko, karun nagbinut-an na gyud tawun ko,hehehhe, joke nalang ni akong kaantiguhan lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:10 pm

pSSSSSST!

mga mari,

FLASHLIGHT

Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?

Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.

Daga: Nganong init man?

Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!


NGITNGIT

Anak: Nay, pirme lang kong sugsugon sa akong mga classmates nga anak kuno ko sa liking kawayan. Kinsa man ang akong amahan, Nay?

Inahan: Wa gayud ko kahibalo, Dong, kay puwerteng ngitngita adtong gabhiona.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:12 am

shakoy wrote:
maring newt,

kana mga joke bunga na sa siging pangita ug pawala sa kamingaw nato sa dgte, hehehe, makahibalag man ta ug mga joker sad na mga bisaya, heheheh

maring jaz,

saona mari buluyagun ko, karun nagbinut-an na gyud tawun ko,hehehhe, joke nalang ni akong kaantiguhan lol!

Bitaw resulta lang nis kamingaw sa atua dumaguete negros or uban pa. Hapit nang bulan ko sukad naabut,gimingaw na ko pag ayu sa atu.lami-ang ibalik na sab. Mga pasi-aw nalang ta kutub ani ug basa sa online pinas news og Negros chronicle tawn mantinir.

Sayunan lang mo ug wala ning internet ,perti tingaling mingawa gyud. Kay snail mail sauna gikan abroad mga usa ka buwan o kapin,perting paita sa naa sa gawas .maka long distance pero kadtu lang sab nga naay linya.Kon wala ,mubisita sa CRUZTELCO, hahaha diba sa tanjay limut na kos ngalan.Wala say mobile fon o texting ,mingaw kaayu ni tatay ug nanay .

Segi shakoy pabahaa ng imong mga bisaya nga si-aw,unsa na pre na-ay kay libro ana?
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:29 pm

mari newt, wala kuy libre,heheheh,

ANG KALAGAYAN

Si Juan, nga bisayang dako, miadto sa Manila. Pero paglabang niya sa karsada naligsan siya jeep mao nga nabali ang iyang paa. Sa hospital, gipangutana siya sa doctor, "Kumusta na ang kalagayan ninyo?"

Matod pa ni Juan, "Ang akong paa may nabali. Nganong ang akong lagay may imong gipangumusta?!"



PATUGA LANG

Asawa: Tagai ko og kuwarta bi, mopalit ko og bra.

Bana: Nganong mag-bra ka pa nga gamay ka man kaayo og totoy

Asawa: Ikaw, bitaw patuga ka sab sul-ob og brief, puwerteng gamaya man sad kaayo nang imuha.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 pm

maghinay hinay lang ta katawa mga mari, kay para sadya

ANG NURSE UG ANG MEKANIKO

Sa fiesta sa usa ka lungsod, nakigsayaw ug "sweet music" ang usa ka ulitawo sa usa ka dalaga sa bayle nianang gabhiona:

Ulitaw: Nurse ka day, no?

Daga: O, nganong kahibalo ka man?

Ulitaw: Nanimaho ka man gong hospital.

Daga: Mekaniko ka dong sa?

Ulitaw: O, nganong katag-an ka mang mekaniko ko?

Daga: Ganiha ra man gud ko nimo gi-jackan!
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:47 am

Ngiga aning mga koleksyun nimo ...slamat pre shaks ,gihutuy na mig kinatawa dri hahahahhahaha lol! ayos 'yon sa kalagayan namo bwahaha. ako ning e pass 'round sa akung sis ug cousins, m'ayu unta ug mo join sab dri.
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PostSubject: Re: Humour   Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:37 pm

bitaw newt, i-invite sila join sa forum, para sadya ta, ehehhe

di-a napud mga mari,

ESTUDYANTE NAG-AWAY

Maestra: Nganong nag-away man mo?

Pedro: Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.

Juan: Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.

Maestra: Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha sa Bayang Magiliw!

TIRAMID 500

Juan: Bay Pedro, guol kaayo ko. Mingaw na kaayo ko sa akong asawa nga milangyaw sa Amerika.

Pedro: Ang kinahanglan nimo, bay Tiramid 500.

Juan: Unsa nang Tiramid 500

Pedro: Tirahi imong maid. Bayrig 500.
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