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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Humour Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:10 am | |
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Humour Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:17 pm | |
| - pickled_newt wrote:
- Just for laughs but dunno if any of u get the humour out of these two comedy clips of 'Little britain' ,i just find them really funny.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-FZRaH_eEeE&NR=1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsmqZsAv5g&mode=related&search= abi nmo newt pag abot nako dre's oz halos hurut nang british comedy akong guipang tan-aw monang morag ma ka relet ko sahay ra vah... ang akong fav is the bill, keeping up appearances, vicar of dibley, of kors mr bean, little britain , black adder, absolutely fabulous, and my latest addition is the guy from black books dylan moran... maynang sgi tag katawa bisan daghan tag problema... have a good day all | |
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Humour Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:34 am | |
| nia koi joke, ang libat ug ang palahubog ga inom... bulanon nga gabii ingon sa palahubog >>pre ... tan-awa ang bulan perting gwapuha... tubag sa libat asa man ana pre kai duha man nang bulan katawa fud mo oi ... | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:44 pm | |
| kumusta sa tanan, na hala mo hatag pud lamang ko sa akong JOKE
Husband Wanted There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her, 3) would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" | |
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Humour Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:08 am | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:58 am | |
| - shakoy wrote:
- kumusta sa tanan, na hala mo hatag pud lamang ko sa akong JOKE
Husband Wanted There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who:
1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldn't run away from her, 3) would be good in bed.
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?" Ngeks fooorting taasa di-ay bwahahahahahahaha! ...sa mga hugawg huna-huna lang hehehehe. | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:05 am | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:45 pm | |
| ako butangan napud ug lain JOke mga mari,
Masyadong Magastos Misis: Hoy, Tama na 'yang beer mo. Masyado kang magastos!
Mr: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!
Misis: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo!
Mr: Ako, umiinom naman para gumanda ka!!! | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:55 pm | |
| naa pa lain para wala mingaw
Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!
Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon. Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER. Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man? Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect! Nurse 2: Bitaw no!…. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT. Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man? Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter! Nurse 3: Mau ba?… Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod. Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod? Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject! Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang. Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi? Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA. Nurse 2: Ngano man? Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA! | |
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:09 am | |
| - shakoy wrote:
- naa pa lain para wala mingaw
Kinsay Da Bes Nga Mabana!
Upat ka dalagang Pinay nurses naghinambugay kon kinsay ilang pamanhon. Nurse 1: Ako ang akong gustong mabana ENGINEER. Nurse 2: Nganong ENGINEER man? Nurse 1: Tungod kay ang ENGINEER, sige lang erect ug erect! Nurse 2: Bitaw no!…. Ako ang akong gusto ACCOUNTANT. Nurse 3: Nganong ACCOUNTANT man? Nurse 2: Tungod kay ang ACCOUNTANT, sige lang enter ug enter! Nurse 3: Mau ba?… Ako ang akong gusto nga mabana DOKTOR gyod. Nurse 4: Ngano man bi, nga DOKTOR man gyod? Nurse 3: Tungod kay ang DOKTOR, sige lang inject ug inject! Nurse 4: Wow, puro man big shot ang inyong gusto. Ako, simple lang. Nurse 1: Oh kinsa may imong pamanahon bi? Nurse 4: Gusto kog kanang pure nga BISAYA. Nurse 2: Ngano man? Nurse 4: Tungod kay ang BISAYA, gahi ug DILA! Shakoy Bwahahaha bwahehehehehe | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:18 am | |
| maring jazmin ug pickle,
hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:36 am | |
| - shakoy wrote:
- maring jazmin ug pickle,
hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh pareng shakoy para sa ikaduhang bana dili ko anang imong gipapili-an kay murag kuyaw kaayu peligro kaayu bwahehehehe , mag mantinir nalang ko ining giposte sa akung avatar kay so so hot hot hot hot makabugtu'g panti bwahahahahahahaha. | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:12 am | |
| lain napud,
ANDIR-DI-SAYA
Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!
Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!! | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:20 am | |
| usabn para sadya
JACKET
Jinggoy: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal
Erap: Ingon man gud ang directions nga Use 2 coats for best results!
BAKTIN
Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?
Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy. | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:30 am | |
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
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jazmine
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:38 am | |
| - shakoy wrote:
- maring jazmin ug pickle,
hala sige pili mo kinsa inyo ganahan mabana...heheheh pun-an shaks para madaghan :lol! | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:02 pm | |
| maring newt, kana mga joke bunga na sa siging pangita ug pawala sa kamingaw nato sa dgte, hehehe, makahibalag man ta ug mga joker sad na mga bisaya, heheheh maring jaz, saona mari buluyagun ko, karun nagbinut-an na gyud tawun ko,hehehhe, joke nalang ni akong kaantiguhan | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:10 pm | |
| pSSSSSST!
mga mari,
FLASHLIGHT
Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.
Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?
Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.
Daga: Nganong init man?
Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!
NGITNGIT
Anak: Nay, pirme lang kong sugsugon sa akong mga classmates nga anak kuno ko sa liking kawayan. Kinsa man ang akong amahan, Nay?
Inahan: Wa gayud ko kahibalo, Dong, kay puwerteng ngitngita adtong gabhiona. | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:12 am | |
| - shakoy wrote:
- maring newt,
kana mga joke bunga na sa siging pangita ug pawala sa kamingaw nato sa dgte, hehehe, makahibalag man ta ug mga joker sad na mga bisaya, heheheh
maring jaz,
saona mari buluyagun ko, karun nagbinut-an na gyud tawun ko,hehehhe, joke nalang ni akong kaantiguhan Bitaw resulta lang nis kamingaw sa atua dumaguete negros or uban pa. Hapit nang bulan ko sukad naabut,gimingaw na ko pag ayu sa atu.lami-ang ibalik na sab. Mga pasi-aw nalang ta kutub ani ug basa sa online pinas news og Negros chronicle tawn mantinir. Sayunan lang mo ug wala ning internet ,perti tingaling mingawa gyud. Kay snail mail sauna gikan abroad mga usa ka buwan o kapin,perting paita sa naa sa gawas .maka long distance pero kadtu lang sab nga naay linya.Kon wala ,mubisita sa CRUZTELCO, hahaha diba sa tanjay limut na kos ngalan.Wala say mobile fon o texting ,mingaw kaayu ni tatay ug nanay . Segi shakoy pabahaa ng imong mga bisaya nga si-aw,unsa na pre na-ay kay libro ana? | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:29 pm | |
| mari newt, wala kuy libre,heheheh,
ANG KALAGAYAN
Si Juan, nga bisayang dako, miadto sa Manila. Pero paglabang niya sa karsada naligsan siya jeep mao nga nabali ang iyang paa. Sa hospital, gipangutana siya sa doctor, "Kumusta na ang kalagayan ninyo?"
Matod pa ni Juan, "Ang akong paa may nabali. Nganong ang akong lagay may imong gipangumusta?!"
PATUGA LANG
Asawa: Tagai ko og kuwarta bi, mopalit ko og bra.
Bana: Nganong mag-bra ka pa nga gamay ka man kaayo og totoy
Asawa: Ikaw, bitaw patuga ka sab sul-ob og brief, puwerteng gamaya man sad kaayo nang imuha. | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 pm | |
| maghinay hinay lang ta katawa mga mari, kay para sadya
ANG NURSE UG ANG MEKANIKO
Sa fiesta sa usa ka lungsod, nakigsayaw ug "sweet music" ang usa ka ulitawo sa usa ka dalaga sa bayle nianang gabhiona:
Ulitaw: Nurse ka day, no?
Daga: O, nganong kahibalo ka man?
Ulitaw: Nanimaho ka man gong hospital.
Daga: Mekaniko ka dong sa?
Ulitaw: O, nganong katag-an ka mang mekaniko ko?
Daga: Ganiha ra man gud ko nimo gi-jackan! | |
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pickled_newt
Number of posts : 135 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Humour Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:47 am | |
| Ngiga aning mga koleksyun nimo ...slamat pre shaks ,gihutuy na mig kinatawa dri hahahahhahaha ayos 'yon sa kalagayan namo bwahaha. ako ning e pass 'round sa akung sis ug cousins, m'ayu unta ug mo join sab dri. | |
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shakoy
Number of posts : 389 Registration date : 2007-06-29
| Subject: Re: Humour Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:37 pm | |
| bitaw newt, i-invite sila join sa forum, para sadya ta, ehehhe
di-a napud mga mari,
ESTUDYANTE NAG-AWAY
Maestra: Nganong nag-away man mo?
Pedro: Si Juan man gud Maam, iya kong gihapak sa Scrub The Floor.
Juan: Si Pedro biyay nanguna ha. Iya kong gilabayan sa Erase The Board.
Maestra: Kung dili gani mo mopoyong duha, bitayon ta mong duha sa Bayang Magiliw!
TIRAMID 500
Juan: Bay Pedro, guol kaayo ko. Mingaw na kaayo ko sa akong asawa nga milangyaw sa Amerika.
Pedro: Ang kinahanglan nimo, bay Tiramid 500.
Juan: Unsa nang Tiramid 500
Pedro: Tirahi imong maid. Bayrig 500. | |
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